SomeNews: The Misstakes - Which Cast Member Are You?

Take this simple fun quiz to find out which member of the cast of SomeNews: The Misstakes with Mr Steve N Allen (7:15pm, Bar 50, Edinburgh) you are.

1: Before performing at Bar 50 at 7:15pm everyday, do you like to...

Drink enough coffee to wake a recently deceased dog

Hand out flyers to people who look at you like you're trying to rob their kidneys

Check Twitter in case some news story breaks that means I have to drop part of the show

2: While on stage between 7:15pm and 8:15pm, 7 days a week during the Fringe, you think of an offensive joke, do you...

Say it, people shouldn't be at a comedy festival if they don't have a sense of humour

Tweet it, because, well, Twitter

Feel a sense of shame building within

3: On your way to the gig at Bar 50, on Blackfriars Street in Edinburgh, you buy some sugar-free Polos and notice it says "excessive consumption may have laxative effects". Do you...

Take it as a warning

Take it as a challenge

Offer several to any audience members you didn't like

4: A bunch of drunken locals are walking towards your gig at Bar 50, 50 Blackfriars Street, EH1 1NE, do you...

Hand them a flyer to your show, they might settle down

Put on your best Scottish accent, pretend you're one of the pack and lead them away

Hand them a flyer to someone else's show you don't really like

5: In a bid to get more people to your Edinburgh show, which is on at 7:15pm everyday at Bar 50, do you...

Mentions the venue and place whenever possible

Set up a strange online quiz

Make a deal with the devil to sell your soul even though it's already been destroyed by all the flyering